Monday, June 11, 2012

is it normal…

i think the reason i love this linkup so much is because{not to brag or anything} i’m pretty great at sharing my opinion. i mean really, who doesn’t like to put their two cents in on what’s NORMAL?!

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TOTALLY normal. i do this ALL the time. so guilty. if facebook stalking is wrong, i don’t want to be right….but i also don’t need people to know the extent of my stalking…so that’s why pretending is necessary.


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ummm….are you farting in public? that’s not cute. you are probably ruining someone’s date night.
HOWEVER. i suppose walking away is better {and more normal} than lifting your leg. gag.


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i’d say NO. not normal. but it happens. if i look out my bedroom window, i can see the neighbors backyard…they have a couch back there. like a nicer couch than i have in my living room. and a pergola. and a jungle of trees and a fountain. but NO, not normal to spy.


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yikes. kinda on the fence. i don’t think it’s right, but i do think it’s normal to check a BOYFRIEND’s texts…especially if you’re suspicious. but i can say that every time i ever did it, i was NOT happy with what i found. so basically, if you feel like you NEED to check your boyfriend’s texts… that should tell you something about your relationship.
HOWEVER if you’re checking your HUSBAND’s texts, that is NOT NORMAL. you are MARRIED. you should have complete trust in each other…and if you feel the need to read the texts he sends out to whomever, that’s a HUGE problem.
 
 
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definitely normal. if you don’t, you will be out of the loop SO FAST {story of my life}.


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of course! i listen to rap pretty much every single day.


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that’s what they’re there for…right? toiletries, towels, pillows, china{remind me to tell you this story one day}…all for free. that’s how they say, “thanks for staying at holiday inn”.


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where else would they sleep!? their own bed? a crate? blasphemy!


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umm no. not normal. do people really do this? i’ve never heard of this!


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i’d say it’s not normal. unless you have a unibrow. then shaping is NECESSARY. do not be that guy.

be watching this week for an recap of our latest houston blogger meetup…and the shenanigans a few of us got into afterwards!
hope everyone has a wonderful week!
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19 comments:

Carolyn said...

BAHAHAHAHA. I love all your answers. :) My favorite is the dog one. SO true!! Sleeping in a box? Would you want to do that?!?!??!

Lori said...

Facebook stalking is one of my favorite activities and pretending not to know something is definitely normal. So glad I'm not alone! :)

And taking toiletries from a hotel. Of course that is normal!

Amber said...

This is the second time you have talked about farts. FYI. I am not on Facebook (GASP) but that is hilarious and I would so pretend I wasn't a stalker, too:)

Tabitha Mahoney said...

Confession: M does my eyebrows hahaha.

Tab
my-cliffnotes.blogspot.com

Sami said...

Hahaha I love this! Confession: Lily sleeps under the covers with her head on the other pillow in my bed. Talk about spoiled and god forbid a man ever decided to take that spot. She is going to LOSE it :)I love that you took china from a hotel for whatever reason bc I definitely stole a mug from a restaurant last week. Ooopsies!

Sam @ reddyorknot.blogspot.com said...

I don't even have a facebook anymore and I STILL do this!! Which is probably even worse! Usually someone tells/shows/sends me a pic of something on facebook and then I play clueless when it comes up. Imagine if I admitted that not only was I stalking but I was stalking through another person!! HA HA

Sarah said...

Oh. My. Heck. Your farting date story was hilarious!! I was seriously cracking up. Haha Loved it! You really have a way of telling stories. Love your blog! New follower :)

Kristen Danielle said...

Sooo guilty of facebook stalking & then pretending I didn't know about something until it's brought up! For this link-up, are the questions prepared by the host or do you have to make them up? I might play along next time (if it's a weekly link-up?)

Sooo good seeing you @ the meet-up. It was a blast!

Jamie said...

Um, yes, yes, yes. AGREE!

Lourdes Echagarruga said...

I loved this! I laughed so hard at some of the things you wrote!

Xo Lourdes

Chalk in the Rain said...

So I'm pretty sure you and I should be best friends....
just saying.
I've obsessively been stalking your blog and laughing the ENTIRE way through it.
made. my. day. you. did.

:)
Happy Tuesday!
Thanks for joining the link-up!

Phil and Darby Hawley said...

hahaha love this list! As gross as it may seem, I have seen people "sample" grapes at the store. Ewwww!

KJJ Houston said...

I must hear the china story in Rockport! Oh and you are good at coming up with stuff, so come up with some little tag line for our weekend in Rockport! Email it to me and I have this lady that will do koozies for us (I think) she hooked me up last time for Jacks birthday

Megan said...

ha the Holiday Inn made me laugh! I totally agree with the dog situation! My last boyfriend thought it was so weird that I let my dogs sleep in the bed with me. Maybe that is why I got rid of him! :-)

Alex said...

I always taste test grapes to make sure they're not sour/too mushy/etc!

Liv Kit said...

haha "Don't be that guy" ..

Maura said...

i'm laughing at everything you wrote in this especially where you say "if Facebook stalking is wrong, i don't want to be right" and the one where you say you listen to rap because i know you do because you're gangster and smoke black and milds!!!!

Kristin said...

haha love this! people who test grapes before buying are freaks!

Katie said...

I think spying on your neighbors is pretty normal. I think it's only natural to want to know more about the people who live only a few feet from your front door. I totally do it.
Though I personally think it horribly unhygienic, I think taste testing grapes is normal. I have seen and heard of tons of people doing it. I don't even want to think about how many hands, bugs, pesticides, etc have touched that produce. No way I'm eating it before it's washed (and frankly, I'm even concerned about how much good even that does).